Demon rpg by wardemon42

Dante walked around smiling an evil smile. He jumped onto a human and started to devour them.`life is good` he thought as he left the rest of the body in the grass

Elsie walked aimlessly on the streets when she saw someone devour a human. She nearly screamed, instead she hid behind a tree watching.

(Can she be human?)

"Clean your mess, idiot." Satan snapped, jumping down from one of the trees and hitting the back of Dante's head. "I'm always the one to do it; Quit being a lazy *ss." He shoved his hands into his pockets, his red eyes dull. "And you eat like a pig; Don't you want to get a girl to at least look at you without f*ck*ng snickering?" He ran a hand through his long, black hair and sighed, shaking his head sightly.

"Well, you're pretty stupid too, Satan." Seraphim said, crossing her arms after forming. "After all, there's a human here." She walked over to where Elsie was hiding and offered a friendly smile. "And I think Dante gave you quite a scare, didn't he?" she held out a hand for her to shake. "I am Seraphim; The highest rank of the angels." she introduced. "Who are you?"

OOC: No joke! The Seraphim are the highest rank of angels. My dad wanted to name me Seraphim, bot no~ It was too religious! dude, that name wuold be so f*ck*ng bad*ss!!! >:3

(I would have wanted a name like that!!)

Elsie stares up at the girl for a few seconds before using the girl's hand to help herself up, "Thank you," she whispered frightened of the boy nearby, "I'm Elsie."

"Nice name! That's Satan and Dante, my friends. They won't harm you if I order them not to." Seraphim said and led her over. "Be nice." she growled at them, narrowing her silver eyes dangerously.

Satan sighed, rolling his eyes. "whatever; Just have Dante clean his mess!" he hissed and began walking away. 'Friends with a human. What is this realm coming to?' he thought and spat angrily.

OOC: ikr?! >:D they would have to worship us if that was our name!!! XD

”what for” dante said looking at satan. ” the stupid humans would probably think it was an wolf or somthing” he said looking at the parts of the remaining human. Chuckling he straightened his leather jacket and let his purple eyes wander back over to satan. ” who are you to tell me what to do? I take orders from him not you!” He said pointing to seraphim

Satan turned back and hissed, "We are in the middle of the city; Wolves aren't gonna wander all the way out here! Now clean up the mess, or I'll send you back to hell."

Seraphim only rolled her eyes. "Dante's all bark and no bite." she said, taunting the boy. "He lightens up."

Dante looked at satan and growled ” I would hate to see you get hurt!”

Satan shook his head and pat his shoulder, looking up at him with flaming, red eyes. "Clean. Your. Mess. 'I would hate to see you get hurt'." he grinned, revealing razor sharp teeth. "Now."

”make me!” Dante said letting purple fire erupt from his hands

Satan let two sets of claws sink into each side of Dante's neck, blood trickling down and soaking his clothes. "If you insist, I'll have my dog eat eat it; You clearly don't deserve the food you get!" he snapped.

"Ladies, you're beautiful! Now stop fighting!" Seraphim yelled and laughed a little bit.

Elsie smiled, "Er... Um, some humans aren't that clueless, including myself."

Satan simply nodded to Elsie, letting her know he heard her. "You're not three either."

Seraphim smiled. "If you'd like, I could take you out to eat somewhere?" she offered, taking both Elsie's hands into hers. "Let's be friends, okay?" she asked and giggled a little.

Elsie smiled and nodded at Satan's comment thanking him graciously, she knew what he could do so she might as well make a good first impression. She turned back to Seraphim, "Yeah, that'd be fun!"

"Great! What do you like? I'm paying, so it doesn't matter! Where do you want to go?" The words Seraphim spoke were fast, but understandable and easy to answer, so it wasn't complicated to reply to her. She was a rather social, cheerful girl who enjoyed most people's company.

Elsie shrugged, "I don't know, where ever you want to."

"Hm... I dunno. I just really want an apple!" Seraphim giggled.

"Ah, why do you giggle so much?! It's driving me inane!" Satan howled, covering his ears and closing his eyes. "I'm going to kill someone if you keep doing that!"

Elsie nodded in agreement with Satan, "She does giggle a lot and as London as you don't kill me, I'm good."

Satan rolled his eyes and grinned at her. "Heh, you're alright, kid." he said and offered a hand. "Better than Dante, that's for sure."

"Thanks, I think," Elsie said taking his hand to pull herself up. She dusted herself off and looked at Seraphim, "Ready?"

"Only when you are!" Seraphim chirped.

"Yes, go be giggly somewhere else!" Satan growled. "I still have to get Dante to clean up already."

Dante was angry but he just let it go.his wound quickly healed and the fire faded from his hands. ”im still hungry and im not eating food on the ground”

"Well, that's too bad, but you're not eating me!" Elsie said before grabbing Seraphim by the hand and pulling her away at full speed. Though she may have been mistaken for weak, in reality she was the opposite.

Running at full speed dante stopped in front of elsis” who said I was?”

"No one did, now please move aside?" Elsie asked sweetly looking up at him.