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100 Ways To Get Kicked out of Wall*Mart

Post  Dreadpath on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:48 pm

(I just made this on Squiby, might as well make it here too)
Basically, you post any way you can think of to get kicked out of Wall*Mart. I used to do this on another website (Which name I have long forgotten) and it was funny what people came up with. They can be the craziest things.
Anyways, let's begin.

1.) Prank call the manager, run into the store, and 'moo' whenever somebody says something. Annoy everybody and buy nothing.
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Post  reeniebear99 on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:34 pm

2. Use the announcement phone, announce, "Good day everyone, it's now peanut-butter-jelly time!" And start playing the peanut-butter-jelly time song into the phone.
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Post  Dreadpath on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:38 pm

3.) Hide in the clothes racks. When somebody is looking for clothes in the rack your in, jump out and shout, "WELCOME TO NARNIA!" Very Happy Cool Laughing Razz Wink pirat tongue queen jocolor geek farao study lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  reeniebear99 on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:41 pm

3. Put on a cat costume, scream, "TWOLEGS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!" and run around like a lost cat. "WHERE'S MY CLAN?!?!?!"
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Post  Dreadpath on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:47 pm

4.) Grab a random person and start dancing with them. Afterwords, ask them if they will marry you. I love you
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Post  reeniebear99 on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:59 pm

5. Stand in the middle of the busiest aisle and start making weird noises to see how many people will pay attention... and how long until the cops come.
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Post  Wardemon42 on Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:26 pm

Stand very still near the peanut butter area and whens somone picks up a peanut butter can look at them and scream very loud ” YOUR ONE OF THEM!!!”
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Post  kenz580 on Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:11 am

Find a comfy pillow and lay down on the floor. Lay there pretending to be asleep and everyone has to step over you, eventually someone may call about the homeless kid sleeping in the store....

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Post  reeniebear99 on Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:15 am

Overflow the sinks in the bathrooms >:3
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